The following is my ranking of Italian Brainrot animals. For reference, I don’t have TikTok and I am only vaguely aware of some of these characters through overhearing conversations which left me very confused. In S tier I have tralalero tralala. From the little I do know about Italian Brainrot, tralalero tralala is definitely a standout, and deservedly tops the list. Additionally I have Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur whose name is very fun to say. Cappuccino Assassino also lands in this tier, but I’m very disappointed that Cappuccina Ballerina was not included on this tier list.

In A tier we have classics like Bombardiro Crocodilo, Bobrito Bandito, and Cocofante Elefante. We also have Cactusgelataio Gattoalbanese, a merge between a cactus and cat who is also Albanian. B tier features characters like Tripi Tropi Tropa Tripa and Bananita Dolphina, who are very good but aren’t quite as original as some of the characters in higher tiers or whose names aren’t as fun to say. Once I started to get to the end of the tier list, the joke started getting old, so that’s why the mid and meh tiers filled up quickly, and why I didn’t end up finishing the tier list.

In bad tier, we have Garamararamararan mandudungdudung tungtung perkuntung. Some of these names are simply too ridiculous to memorize and take too long to say. Garamararamararan mandudungdudung tungtung perkuntung is simply a poor imitiation of Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur.